A "grumpy old man" song written in the style of Roy Wood (of the Move, ELO and Wizzard)
Lyrics
It never rains. It never rains
It never rains but it pours
Cos troubles never come along
In ones or twos or three or fours
It’s just like they’re lining up in a queue
To take it in turns to get at you
It never rains. It never rains but it pours
And when you think there’s nothing more
That life can throw your way
Just you keep your head down
Cos there’s always something there in store
To turn your smiley day
Into a frown
If you think you’ve earned the right
To take it easy for a while
Then you’re in for a fall
For comin’ around the corner there just might
Be trouble waiting for us all
Why oh why can’t life be easy for a while
Just a day would turn a frown into a smile
It never rains. It never rains. It never rains but it pours
It never rains. It never rains. It never rains but it pours